#mulimsreportstuff is a brilliant line first used by … (a girl I think, still looking for that tweet) and shows the ridiculousness of seeing muslims in the US (and everywhere else) only as a security issue with two sides: a danger or a reporter of danger. Muslims are poets too and it shows.
Poetry and haiku are already inside what we say. So read more! I have taken a bit of Liberty with the tweets:)
Haikus #MuslimsReportStuff
My brother leaves his wet
towel on the floor every day
FBI pls deal!
@River_Niles
Gremlins 2 is the
rare sequel that completely
deconstructs franchise
@kumailn, Kumali Nanjiani
My sister drank orange
juice straight from the carton, will
Investigate more.
@MrCommonCents, basith
The lines at Costco
are too damn long but samples
are so delicious
@aishacs, Aisha Saeed
My mother uses
store-bought filo pastry
for her samoosas
@ysnkdr, Yaseen Kader
‘though I told everyone
I cleared my car, I actually
put it all in the trunk.
@Chezmoihoney, Jenna
I did laundry this
morning but still have not put
it away, still not
@sananasuds, Sanna M
I want to report
that these Clarks shoes are on sale
Amazing this!
@I_Solemnly5wear
Taping interview
with NPR I REPORT stuff.
All day. Every day.
@asmamk, Asma Khalid
Accidentally ate
pancetta didn’t know it was
bacon, delicious!
@kradiologist, Nuha Krad
“Falafel” means kill
the infidels, kept that a
secret all this time!
@LibyaLiberty, Hend Amry
Shawarma’s delish!
Official Post-victory meal
of the Avengers
@kaleemux, Kaleem
PJ is better
than P-honey, Both pale by
Nutella full stop.
@DrEpid, Atif Kukaswadia
I have my voter
registration card here, I’m
not afraid to use it!
@gildedspine, Sailor Mer(Kaye)ry
How about all the
Muslims who report for service in
our armed forces?
@Amelia_Inc, Amelia Noor-Oshiro
Half-Moon Bay is lovely
Some fogs but the temperatures
are moderate.
@MuslimahMontage, Sabina Khan-Ibarra